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Clever questions atheists can’t answer!: ANSWERED!

“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”
― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion


Sometimes people who aren’t like you don’t understand you and sometimes when they don’t understand you they don’t know you. Yes, that highly complicated sentence sums up this article I’m about to read. Oh and yes, I do know I am beating a dead horse.


1. If creationists can’t do science, then why do Kent Hovind and Duane T. Gish, who are creation scientists, have professional degrees in science?

Lets see who Ken E. Hovind is. Kent E. Hovind  is a young earth creationist and his ministry focuses on attempting to convince listeners to deny scientific theories including evolution, geophysics, cosmology and well, science in favor of a literalist interpretation of the Genesis creation narrative found in the Bible, so honestly, if he and Neil DeGrasse Tyson debated then, um, it would be like me trying to beat Usain Bolt. Duane T. Gish is also a young earth creationist.

2. If dinosaurs turned into birds, why are we not afraid of them?

Because birds don’t look like dinosaurs.

 3. If homosexuality is right, then how come two people of the same-sex not produce a child?

Actually, if a third-party is involved lesbian and gay people can ‘produce’ a child. Also by the same logic infertile people should not be allowed to marry.

4. What purpose do we have if evolution is real?

Say hello to Nihilism, my friend.

5. You say Jesus never existed, but have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?

I actually believe that Jesus existed, in a historical sense, just like I believe that Buddha existed. Oh and the Shroud of Turin is fake.

6. Why do we not see humans being born in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys?

Why does sand still exist if Adam was made from sand? BTW humans evolved from african apes.

7. Why do we go to church if God is not real?

I don’t

8. How did the Grand Canyon form?

Ice and water.

9. Do you know that Jesus loves you?

Damn those Jehovah’s witnesses

10. If Christianity is false, then why is it popular?

The Romans were Christians and the Romans converted most of Europe and most of Europe discovered and then converted (some) the rest of the world. Christianity is also very lax when compared to Judaism, Islam and Hinduism.

If Harry Potter is fiction then why is it so popular?

If Evolution is false then why is it taught in schools?

If Islam is false then why is it so popular?

11. If you say Christianity is not true, then why do hundreds of people continue to become saved every day?

Because Christianity is a feel good religion.

12. Why do we not see half trees and half carrots, fronkeys, and crocoducks if evolution is real?

Evolution is essentially adaptions. Carrots don’t need to adapt, crocodiles don’t need to adapt. Plus it takes millions of years.

13. Why is Richard Dawkins afraid to debate Ray Comfort?

Why am I scared to talk to a crazy person in a madhouse?

14. Did you know Christopher Hitchens was saved before death?

Yeah

15. Are you aware Ray Comfort disproved atheism with a banana?

No he didn’t. That banana is actually intelligently designed-by humans. Wild bananas are very different and should not be eaten.

16. Why do people laugh at evolutionists?

They don’t. By the way, catholics believe in evolution.

17. How did the planets form when the Big Bang explosion all of a sudden happen? After all, you don’t see round objects form when something blows up.

Because gravity.

18. If evolution is real, how can it explain gravity, angular momentum, human emotions, and why we worship God?

Evolution has nothing to do with gravity or angular momentum and human emotions are chemicals. Why people worship God is a question you already asked.

19. How did pond scum make living things appear out of nowhere?

Pond scum is algae. Algae got on land and became plants.

20. How can evolution be true if we don’t see pocket watches or airplanes form by themselves?

Because pocket watches and airplanes aren’t living.

21. Did you know that dinosaurs and man lived together?

So why isn’t man extinct?

22. If evolution is real, then why do caring people like Rick Santorum argue that it must be challenged in the classroom?

Because Rick Santorum doesn’t know what evolution is.

23. Why are youtube atheists like AronRa and Thunderf00t afraid to debate Ray Comfort?

Because. Ray Comfort. Is. Crazy.

24. Why do we celebrate Christmas if Christianity is not real?

Christmas was actually originally a pagan festival.

25. If creationists can’t do science, then why does the website Answersingenesis have proven science articles from creationists that do science?

I DO NOT HATE CREATIONISTS, THEY CAN BE SCIENTISTS!

26. If evolution is true, then why can’t white people compete to be good in basketball like black people? After all, white people can’t jump!

Evolution takes millions of years.

27. Where do you decide to fit God in your everyday life if you don’t believe in him?

I don’t

28. Why is Christianity the fastest growing religion if it’s false?

Actually, Islam is.

29. Do you feel free to commit murders, homosexuality, go to strip bars, steal, commit adultery, and do other sins since you believe there is no God?

No I don’t. Atheists do have morals. Christian morals are not as pure, for example, a person can rape a girl and then marry her if he pays her father money.

30. Why do the fossils say no to evolution?

Citation. Needed.

31. Why did Darwin admit that how the eye formed is impossible?

Maybe because Darwin did not have the instruments and knowledge to know

32. Where did everything come from if there is no God?

The Big (silent) Bang

33. If there is no God, then why do we have laws that govern us, such as speed limits?

God did not invent laws

34. Do you know where you are going when you die?

No, I am personally slightly agnostic on this issue.

35. Why do we not act like monkeys if it is true we came from monkeys?

Because evolution happened!

36. Why do we display The Ten Commandments in the courtrooms if you say the Bible is not real?

I’m pretty sure that’s illegal

37. Why should be it wrong to rape if God is not real?

But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. 26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbor, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: 27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her. 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days-Deuteronomy 22:25-29

38. Why is The Passion of The Christ very high on the Box Office?

Because Deadpool didn’t surpass it. Damn

39. How can America not be a Christian nation if there are way more churches than mosques?

Because of the separation of church and state.

40. How is the bible not real if it’s the most popular book read by man?

Harry Potter is pretty popular and by that logic Harry Potter is real.

41. How did the moon form?

The moon was formed 4.5 billion years ago, about 30–50 million years after the origin of the Solar System, out of debris thrown into orbit by a massive collision between a smaller proto-Earth and another planetoid, about the size of Mars. Thank You

42. Did you know that famous scientists like Newton, Sir Richard Owen, Einstein, Galileo, and Copernicus were creationists?

Yeah

43. Why do we not see black people come from white people?

A person’s colour of skin is determined by their genes which are inherited from their parents, if their parents were white then they would be born white and vice versa.

44. Why are fruitflies still fruitflies in the lab experiments if they are claimed to prove evolution?

BECAUSE EVOLUTION TAKES THOUSANDS TO MILLIONS OF YEARS!

45. Did you know that the Piltdown Man was a hoax used for Darwinist propaganda?

Yes

46. Why do we not see frogs turn into birds?

BECAUSE EVOLUTION TAKES THOUSANDS TO MILLIONS OF YEARS!

47. Why is Fox News dishonest if it is a network run by truthful Christians?

Because it’s run by Christians.

48. Why did Hitler fail to make a superior race if evolution is true?

BECAUSE EVOLUTION TAKES THOUSANDS TO MILLIONS OF YEARS! and he killed himself.


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